Just something for everyone to think about.

Edgar Martinez is retiring, well boo-hoo. He is not the greatest DH ever. That title belongs to Harold Douglas Baines. Do not ask me how I know, but Edgar cheated. Let's just leave it at that. No way he goes to the Hall and Harold doesn't.

8/9/04

Veal?

Is it a tasty treat, or punch line? America you make the call!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Dolphins are going to really suck some ass this year. It is almost to the point I feel bad. But you know what. The Fish can go make sweet love to a light socket. The Chargers will work on moving to LA by going 1-15. The EPA will block the movement of toxic waste, but will come to LA. I am so convinced after watching Georgia run the Rams into the ground to move to the armpit of America St. Louis. I am not a Rams fan, but when they were here I would root for them and knowing I could go catch and NFL game was nice. But her and John Shaw called for the gimp.

56 going on 86. I am really glad Dave Chapplle signed that contract with Comedy Central before this. But right now, I hear that the Mary Jane Girls are gathered to elect the next Rick James. So if I remember correctly, if there is white smoke coming from the compound. Then they are puffing on the Chronic. The gray smoke means they are freebasing. And black smoke means that they have chosen a new Rick James, and they have smoked everything they could get their hands on. Early favorites are Al Roker, Nipsy Russell and Don Knotts. Please stay tuned.

Should pudding be on the periodic table? I think it should. I would put it near the Noble Gases. It is stable element and there is nothing more noble than eating pudding. Look don't give me that its made with milk and pudding mix. I say balderdash. It is a gift from the gods. But this is just one man's musing.

This weekend, John Elway is intucted to the Hall of Fame. The first Bronco to go in. No, Willie Brown and Tony Dorsett do not count. I know I have droned on about Elway on this Blog, but I was very fortunate to be a Bronco Fan and see him from the beginning to the end. There are so many moments I will now give a quick Top 10.

  1. Super Bowl XXXII
  2. The Drive
  3. The Scramble vs. Houston in 91 Playoffs
  4. Super Bowl XXXIII
  5. Hiting Shannon Sharpe, standing flat footed, 50 yards, on a rope vs. the Seachickens '95
  6. Elway hitting Rod Smith on a Out and Up Pattern against the Raiders on Monday Night Nov. 96
  7. Pissing on the Raiders.
  8. Kicking the Chargers when they are down.
  9. Making the Cheifs look like the Candyasses they are.
  10. Tormenting Marty Shotenheimer.

That is what I have. Give me time, I could craft something a good deal better. Thank goodness my wife tolerates this.


Today, I have been accepted into the warm arms of Human Resources. Instead of living in fear of them, I will be at one with them. I have big plans and ideas that will help this company move forward. Things like flex time, literacy program, a secret police and a reign of terror that would make Robespierre blush. Oh, I think I have said too much. Now I have been an administrative drone for two years at this company and I need to try to do more. Hell actually try to make something out of my life. This will be different and I think I need to make a change. No change in pay, that sucks. Hey I do get mileage. Which means I have to figure a way to fake going from Orange County to SD via the Cape. Much to ponder.

As I have stated to any who asks, "what's your favorite sport?" For me I love them all. I will watch anything with a score. But over the years I have a fanatical football fan. Not a paint your self a team color and make and ass out of yourself fanatic. But I love it. Especially Pro Football. I am very close to having a restraining order placed on me by the NFL. I will watch Football in all of it formats. Pro, College, Junior College, High School. I even go as far as NFL Europe. Yes, I am that idiot that will watch and care about a Berlin vs. Scotland game. This summers trip has kept me from my lowest low's. No not Arena Football. Yes I have watched that too. But I have watched and kept tabs on the CFL. I know that is rock bottom, when I have to get my fix of football by watching web highlights of the Blue Bombers and Eskimos duke it out. The CFL is the paint huffing of the football world. Unless you are from Canada you should not be enjoying punts on third downs or rouges! But I will take it in till the good stuff comes in. To prove how much of a football degenerate I am. I was happy to know that I will only miss week 1 of the NFL season. I may even get home with enough time to catch the end of the Broncos game. But I have been dreaded that I will miss all the roster manuvering and major injuries while I am gone. Stupid trip of a lifetime! Well my wife knows that there is no helping me.

Dear reader, please forgive the grammar and spelling errors. I am not a smart man.

Well kids since I last left you. I have actually got stuff done. Go figure. Work is still busy. Man they are seriously cutting into my goofing off. Well my White Sox have soiled themselves again in August and have gone from 1 1/2 games up to down 5. Really good guys. Well it does not help that Frank and Maggilo are on the DL. So I can look forward to Carl (Don't ask me about Dinosours) Everett to carrying us. Less than three weeks till the trip. God I hope I can keep from fucking things up. So that is leave the water on and pack only stuff I do not need. Check!