Jimmy Kimmel has Emergency Appendectomy
Yes I am blaming you Leno, you big chinned, soulless bastard!
You are up to shit you assclam.
You are so not going to step down when your contact is up. You are going to screw over Conan like you screwed Letterman. Even though I am Kimmel guy I can't hate Conan, the man wrote for the Simpson's. Even if he was to go head-to-head with Jimmy I would hold no ill will. Which reminds me. Hey ABC, it is time to end Nightline and move Jimmy up.
So Jay why don't go get your nuts caught in a fan belt of one of the many cars you own.
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6/21/07
3/21/07
Today we lost an icon.
You will be miss Mr. DeForest, ah screw NBC, thats Mr. Mellman. Even though Mr. DeForest has passed, he is still will be funnier than Jay Leno could ever pray to be. Why did they have to take Larry, and not that big chinned freak!?! Okay that was harsh. I need to rephrase it. I just want Jay off the air and in a working as a bride in Turkish prision.
Even though I have not really watched Letterman in years I did love that show.
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