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We all want to hurt you for being a douche and giving us such awful music. But the only person who is trying to hurt you with the sex tape is yourself, since you were dumb enough to film it.

So it was you and Kid Rock, obviously the both of you were on your way to that Mensa meeting and one thing lead to another.

3 comments:

GoodTimesDad said...

Stapp: You mean, the good Christian girl in the video, who just wanted to share her Christian beliefs with us so that I could use them in my next god-rock album, wasn't just explaining which sin I should be avoiding?

Rock: Man, I hope I don't get hepatitis from this one too!

Boski93 said...

I think at this point, hepatitis is afraid of catching Kid Rock.

MMA Media Advantage said...

Having watched the preview, I can't wait for this to hit the theaters.

BTW, why can't it be a sex tape with, say, Jessica Alba or something? The singer from Creed is really low on my list of "celebrities I want to see in a sex tape."