At 72, Hylton plans comeback at Daytona 500
Hey I am glad this a guy who wants to pursue a dream and he is not letting his age stop him, but I think Mr. Hylton is going to face some problems:
The beating he gets for driving at 40 mph for the whole race
Double that beat down when he drives the whole race with his blinker on
Hip(s) popping out in one of the turns if he does hit triple digits
No one in the pit crew is going to touch that catheter
Other racing teams will sabotage his racing by making false reports in the pit area about when Matlock is coming on
Will infuriate racing sponsors when pull over and falls asleep after two laps of a night race, since he is up way too late
Will cause a multiple vehicle crash when dentures fly out
Will cause furor when he takes his grandkids along in the car
Another reason why I am not a NASCAR fan. First its not a sport, two it wastes gas and three now it is being used to endanger the elderly.
6 comments:
Well done young man.
If he needs a passenger...
http://bugsandcranks.com/san-francisco-giants/benitez-says-he-must-go/
Thank you sir, but wouldn't it be better if it Benitez was under the car.
You forgot the effect that G forces will have on his dentures. I think this calls for super SUPER Poli-grip.
I'm so tired of all you Paris Hylton haters. You just hate her because she is hot, and you're one of the three guys she hasn't gone down on.
If she wants to race, let her race.
Julie - Who do you think is his major sponsor.
Mr. B. Freret - You are right and I am wrong. Good to have you back.
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