Oh and this also goes out to the agents showing the home and any inspectors inspecting the home. Here is a list of a my grievances:
Stop with coming to the house and having a picnic while you are there, and if you do then you better damn well pick up after yourself.
Stop leaving the toilet seats up.
If you are going to move the outdoor furniture, please put it back they way you found it.
Put trash in the damn trash can!
If you are inspecting the home, it would be great if you didn't forget to turn the outside water back on. The whole dead plant and brown grass thing went out ages ago.
Hey feel free to check out the blinds, sure go ahead leave them open. I would really love to let everyone know that no one lives there.
Which leads me to
Hey if you open a door, how about closing it. And here is another radical idea. Lock the F'ing doors when you leave. Nothing like coming over and finding the blinds up, so you can see that the back sliding glass doors are wide open. Hey nothing helps a house resale value like a burglary, or squatters, or even animals coming in and tearing things up. (Look folks they may be cute but a raccoon will shank you if it gets a chance and will just go rock star and treat your home like it was a hotel room.) Now we have come to the house on three occasions and found doors to the outside either opened or unlocked. This along with the numerous times the blinds were left open does not really warm my heart.
Lastly, stop f'ing low balling us! I know the market sucks, but I know you a-holes are F'ing with me and my wife. Make a serious offer and don't come with the shady financing. Also if you do make an offer and get us excited, please don't turn around and realize that it is not feasible to add on to a 4 bedroom 3 bath house!
As you can see I am little miffed about this. To the point where I want to learn how to ride a motorcycle just so I can go to the homes of these offenders and just do burnout on their floors and ghost ride the bike into any major pieces of furniture or glass doors.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Okay I feel much better now
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They should be leaving cards when they show the house. If it is obvious who did the bad thing, call them, ask to speak to their supervisor/boss and file a complaint. If it IS the supervisor/boss, complain to the local realtors assoc.
Don't get mad, get even.
So many people have come through the house it has been tough to pinpoint who was the cultprit, but we have expressed, to the realator, our displeaure.
Sadly heads have not been cracked yet.
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