A couple of days ago a ran across an SNL sketch I had forgotten about.
Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch! Do you fellas know Bill Brasky?
Best dam salesman in the office!
Some of my favorites:
"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."
"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"
"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."
"He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."
"Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong."
"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."
3/23/05
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I think Bill Brasky hacked into your blogger template and forgot to close some kind of tab that made the bottom half all blue and crazy-looking. Hell of a big fella, goes about 3'2", 49 lbs. Wait, I think I'm doing it wrong...
I see Neil Armstrong once in a blue moon. Should I hum Heart's "Barracuda" next time and see if he flinches?
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