If the Romans had gotten into hip-hop, would it have made the empire stronger and prolonged it's reign?
Think about it for a minute. Who would have had any chance, when the centurions broke it down with the vicious flow. Where would the empire have stopped?
Would Rome's enemies have tried to duplicate? Couldn't you see Hannibal crossing the Alps with his elephants lugging giant turn tables and using samples from Alexander and some old Spartan grooves and get up in the Romans Kool-Aid.
What affect would it have had when the empire split and Constantine created Tetrarchy Crew? Would the empire have held together, or would have gotten ugly and degenerated into East Coast/ West Coast feud. Constanisoplizzle in the heezzey!
We need the answers. Where is the History Channel? Oh they are too busy devoting a week to Hitler's shoes.
I don't know, but it is something to think about.
8/26/05
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Hannibal crossing the Alps with his elephants
I thought you said he's in his element?
Just as long it's not Hannibal crossing the Alps in his Honda Element. He would have never had made it.
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