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CKX should step lightly. You do not want to piss off the Sideburn Army.

First American Idol and now they buy Graceland. What's next buy Mt. Rushmore and replace the Presidents with Randy, Simon, Paula and William Huang.

Hey Elvis fans, or is it Elvi? This seriously could have been worse. Robert Goulet could have bought the place and get his revenge. I could just see Goulet driving a tractor through the place, yelling.
"Do you like my singing now bitch! Shoot out the TV every time I come on. Well take that you goofball taking, I died on the toilet son of bitch".

Now just picture that being said to the music from the "Man From LaMancha".

And we cut to the chase music.