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Looks like someone has the Law Firm of Jacoby and Myers on their side.

Knights Templar 'Heirs' Sue Pope For Billions. (Thanks to NPR)

Looks like Clement V's idea to label them heretics may have not been the best idea. Also the Knights were able to file this lawsuit just in time, since everyone knows the statue of limitations on this crime is 703 years. 702 years, oh you wacky Knights are thrill seekers aren't you.

I hear from my sources (sure they maybe imaginary but we are not going to cloud the issue with facts), I hear that the "Knights Who Say Nee" are lining up to sue the Vatican as well.

You don't tug on Superman's cape

You don't spit into the wind

and you do not touch Baron Von Beatitudes ride. Look buddy, you mess with the Pope you are going to get some Papal Bull Horns to the ass.

So it looks like Der Popemeister will use the same publishers that published the Da Vinci Code.

Excuse me Popey, didn't you spend sometime last year trashing the book and the movie? It was along the lines of "blasphemous" I believe were you words.

Oh Popey, what are we going to do with you?

Again I am sorry to my Catholic peeps out there (As if my opinion matters since I am not the greatest Catholic. I do fancy myself a modern day Catholic Constructive Deist), I just have not been able to warm up to Der Pope Ratsenkeller.

Well if this book does not go well, I wonder if the Vatican will still go ahead with the Pope's first feature film,

"Bless it Like Benedict"

I am worried it will be all action and no plot. Look Michael Bay is directing need I say more.